TyTy
for President
Snakes and tyrants are already in office. Why not a cat?
A cat candidate with serious ideas about health, education, animals, technology, and how humans might run things a little better.
Start somewhere. Make something better.
TyTy does not need a 90-point platform on the homepage. Pick a problem, understand it, and improve what we can.
Hidden Plastics
Microplastics, hidden sources of plastic exposure, practical swaps, and the evidence behind what matters most.
Explore Microplastics →How to Think. How to Love.
Give people an owner's manual for the brain and a better moral vocabulary for attention, bias, evidence, anger, forgiveness, and other human problems.
Explore the idea →No Bowl Left Empty
Don’t ask what your animals can do for you, but what you can do for your animals. Rescue, food, shelter, and practical compassion start here.
Meet the animals →Q&A
What does TyTy actually think about government, family, AI, education, animals, health, and everything else?
Go to Q&A →A candidate needs balance.
Public service is important. So are naps, games, and keeping the staff appropriately supervised.
- League of Legends — ARAM. Five champions, one lane, no unnecessary detours. Finally, a system of government that makes sense.
- Making sure my staff stays in shape. Surprise hallway sprints, stair drills, and rapid-response exercises usually conducted around 3:00 a.m.
- Food quality control. No meal, grocery bag, unattended plate, or suspiciously quiet kitchen should go uninspected.
- Bipartisan outreach. My best friend is Blanco, a dog. We disagree on several important issues, including barking, but democracy requires coalition building.
- Strategic napping. No major decision should be made before considering whether it could instead be addressed after a four-hour nap.
- Window intelligence briefings. Birds, squirrels, delivery drivers, and neighborhood activity are monitored continuously in the interest of national security.
Store, rescue, and other useful things.
Help keep the campaign-ish thing moving.
Printing flyers costs money. So does travel, the website, media, outreach, and—according to the candidate—feeding his siblings.
If this project makes you laugh, think, help an animal, or change something in your own home, you can help fund the next thing we do.
Important: TyTy 4 President is a for-profit civic and creative project, not a political campaign committee or charitable organization. Support payments are not political contributions and are not tax-deductible charitable gifts. Funds become general project revenue and may be used for printing, travel, web/software costs, media production, merchandise development, animal care and food, and other project operating expenses.